Saturday, May 5, 2012

PREVIEWS - May Movies

The Avengers


Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow answer the call to action when Nick Fury, director of the international peacekeeping agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D., initiates a daring, globe-spanning recruitment effort to assemble The Avengers team to defeat an unexpected enemy threatening global safety and security. Despite pulling together the ultimate dream team, Nick Fury and longtime confidant Agent Coulson must find a way to convince the Super Heroes to work with, not against each other, when the powerful and dangerous Loki gains access to the Cosmic Cube and its unlimited power.

Directed by Joss Whedon, and starring Robert Downey, Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston Samuel L. Jackson and Cobie Smulders.

Opens: May 4, 2012 Runtime: 2 hr. 23 min. Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci - Fi Rated: PG-13

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel


A small group of British retirees decide to outsource their retirement to less expensive and seemingly exotic India. Enticed by advertisements for the newly restored Marigold Hotel and bolstered with visions of a life of leisure, they arrive to find the palace a shell of its former self. Though the new environment is less luxurious than imagined, they are forever transformed by their shared experiences, discovering that life and love can begin again when you let go of the past.

Based on the novel, These Foolish Things, by Deborah Moggach; directed by John Madden, and starring Judi Dench, Bill Nighy, Dev Patel, Maggie Smith and Tom Wilkinson

Opens: May 4, 2012 Runtime: 2 hr. 04 min. Genre: Comedy, Drama Rated: PG-13

Monday, April 30, 2012

Jerry Maguire (Random Image)

Rod Tidwell: I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. Oh-ho-ho! SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! A-ha-ha! Jerry, doesn't it make you feel good just to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry.
Jerry Maguire: Show you the money.
Rod Tidwell: Oh, no, no. You can do better than that, Jerry! I want you to say it with you, with meaning, brother! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line; I bet you he can say it!
Jerry Maguire: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Show you the money.
Rod Tidwell: No! Not show you! Show me the money!

Opened: Dec. 06, 1996 Runtime: 2 hr. 19 min. Genre: Comedy, Drama, Sports, Romance Rated: R

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Fargo - The Re(al) - view

What an incredible film!


Fargo is about the investigation of a series of murders that take place after a car salesman hires two criminals to kidnap his wife, but everything doesn't go according to plan. Simple plot right? Wrong!
The Coen brothers (who directed, produced and wrote the film) told it in a rather unique manner, filled with characters that are rather quirky. The script (which won an Academy Award) was top notch as its segue from disturbing violence to hilarious scenes was superb.

Marge Gunderson

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Anton Ego (Ratatouille)

Random Image

Anton Ego: Yes, and you've been playing without an opponent, which is, as you may have guessed... against the rules.

Linguini: You're Anton Ego.
Anton Ego: [chuckles] You're slow for someone in the fast lane.
Linguini: And you're thin for someone who likes food.
[crowd gasps]
Anton Ego: I don't LIKE food. I LOVE it. If I don't love it, I don't SWALLOW.

Opened: June 29, 2007 Runtime: 1 hr. 51 min. Genre: Animated Rated: G

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Sin City (Random Image)

Marv: I'm on my feet for about ten minutes before the cops kick them out from under me. They don't ask me any questions. They just keep knocking the crap out of me and waving a confession in my face. And I keep spitting blood all over it and laughing at how many fresh copies they come up with. Then along comes this worm assistant district attorney who turns the recorder off and says if I don't sign their confession, they'll kill my mom. I break his arm in three places and I sign it.




Opened: April 01, 2005 Runtime: 2 hr. 04 min. Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy Rated: R

Friday, April 20, 2012

Rambo: First Blood (Random Image)

Rambo: I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go.


Opened: July 12, 1997 Runtime: 2 hr. 13 min. Genre: Fantasy, Animation Rated: PG-13

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Princess Mononoke (Mononoke-hime)

Random Image

Jigo: When you're going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.

Opened: July 12, 1997 Runtime: 2 hr. 13 min. Genre: Fantasy, Animation Rated: PG-13

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Friends with Benefits (Random Image)

Dylan: Why do women think the only way to get men to do what they want is to manipulate them?
Jamie: History, personal experience, romantic comedies

Opened: July 22, 2011 Runtime: 1 hr. 49 min. Genre: Comedy, Romance Rated: R

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Armageddon (Random Image)

Tommy: Mom, that salesman's on TV.
Denise: That man's not a salesman. That's your daddy.
Heroes!
Opened: July 01, 1998 Runtime: 2 hr. 30 min. Genre: Action, Adventure Rated: PG-13
Oscar: I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts, is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in a band.
Psychologist: Who is Jethro Tull?

Monday, April 16, 2012

Bend It Like Beckham (Random Image)

Mrs. Bhamra: Your sister's getting engaged and you're sitting here watching this skinhead boy!
Jess: Mum, it's Beckham's corner!

Opened: March 12, 2003 Runtime: 1 hr. 55 min. Genre: Comedy, Drama Rated: PG-13