John McClane: Need a hug?
Jack McClane: We're not a hugging family.
John McClane: Damn straight!
After spending an hour and thirty seven minutes watching one of my anticipated movies of the year, I felt really REALLY sad. Die Hard 5 (will be further referred to as DH5) was really poor in almost all areas, except for its direction, but before ripping it to shreds, this question must be asked - What makes Die Hard so awesome?