Jack: What did he say?Opened: October 26, 2007 Runtime: 1 hr. 31 min. Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Rated: 15
Peter: He said the train is lost.
Jack: How can a train be lost? It's on rails.
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Peter: Feel her teeth.Opened: November 25, 1987 Runtime: 1 hr. 42 min. Genre: Comedy, Drama, Family Rated: PG
Michael Kellam: What?
Peter: The druggist said you can tell how old she is by feeling her teeth.
Michael Kellam: I'm not gonna feel her teeth, YOU feel her teeth!
[Peter wets and cleans his finger, then sticks it in Mary's mouth]
Peter: I can't feel anything.
Michael Kellam: What does that mean?
Peter: It means she doesn't have any damn teeth!
Michael Kellam: Well, neither did Gabby Hayes and he was 90, so what?