Wreck-It Ralph: My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. Uh, let's see... I'm nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty three pounds, got a bit of a temper on me. My passion level's very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else, uh... I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. Thing is, fixing's the name of the game. Literally. Fix-It Felix Jr. So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. He's nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, ha! And no, there aren't. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, how sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job... when no one else seems to like you for doing it.
Fix-It Felix: I'm gonna wreck it!
[Felix uses his hammer on prison bars... which become stronger]Fix-It Felix: Why do I fix EVERYTHING I touch?
Wreck-It Ralph: They invited Pac-Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of the game!
Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Fix-It Felix: Do you have any idea what you put me through? I've been pushed around, abused, slapped... I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then I met the most dynamite gal... ah, she gave me the honey glow something awful! But, she rebuffed my affections... and then I got thrown in jail!
Wreck-It Ralph: Felix, get a hold of yourself!
Fix-It Felix: No, ralph! You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.
Wreck-It Ralph: Yes I do... That's every day of my life.
Fix-It Felix: It is?
Wreck-It Ralph: Which is why I tried to run away, be a good guy, but I'm not! I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help... There's a little girl who's only hope is this cart. Please, Felix, fix it. And I promise, I will never try to be good again.
Wreck-It Ralph: Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?
Sonic the Hedgehog: If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert! Because if you die outside of your own game, you don't regenerate. EVER! Game over.Opened: October 29, 2012 Runtime: 1 hr. 48 min. Genre: Animation, Adventure, Comedy Rated: PG