Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Godzilla: The Re(al)-view

Joe Brody: You're not fooling anybody when you say that what happened was a "natural disaster,". You're lying! It was not an earthquake, it wasn't a typhoon! Because what's really happening is that you're hiding something out there! And it is going to send us back to the Stone Age! God help us all...
**THIS IS A MONSTER MOVIE! If you're looking for character development, I suggest you look elsewhere.**

It's the 1950's, nuclear bombs going off in the ocean, we see a huge spine in the ocean … nothing else, and then the roar/scream (or whatever you want to call it). Fast forward to 1999, the Philippines, where Japanese researcher, Ichiro Serizawa (Ken Watanabe) and his British assistant Vivienne Graham (Sally Hawkins) inspect an excavation site which also houses a monster's skeleton and two cocoons hanging from the ceiling; except ... one has hatched and headed to sea, leaving behind the biggest trail you can think of.

Sunday, June 1, 2014

To Kill A Mockingbird (Random Image)

Atticus Finch: If you just learn a single trick, Scout, you'll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Opened: December 25, 1962 Runtime: 2 hr. 09 min. Genre: Drama Rated: A

Friday, May 23, 2014

Robot & Frank (Random Image)

Frank: Every security system is designed by security companies, not thiefs. It's not the question of if a thief can break in, it's how long. They place all the heavy systems where their customers can see them. They're selling the feel of security.
Opened: August 24, 2012 Runtime: 1 hr. 29 min. Genre: Comedy, Drama, Crime Rated: 12

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Moonrise Kingdom (Random Image)

Social Services: [to Scout Master Ward and Captain Sharp] You two are the most appallingly incompetent custodial guardians Social Services has ever had the misfortune to encounter in a TWENTY-SEVEN year career!
Opened: May 25, 2012 Runtime: 1 hr. 34 min. Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance Rated: 12

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Oblivion (Random Images)

Jack Harper: If we have souls, they are made of the love we share... undimmed by time and bound by death.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

There Will Be Blood (Random Image)

Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy! If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
Opened: December 26, 2007 Runtime: 2 hr. 38 min. Genre: Drama Rated: 12

Thursday, March 13, 2014

The Terminal (Random Image)

Frank Dixon: Do you know, one of my own men came up to me the other day, asked me if I wanted to join the big pool. Look at 'em, look at 'em, look at 'em. Place a bet on when Navorski was gonna leave this airport. Have you heard about this?
Thurman: [nodding] I have January 3rd.
Opened: June 18, 2004 Runtime: 2 hr. 08 min. Genre: Drama, Comedy Rated: 12

Monday, March 10, 2014

How To Train Your Dragon (Random Image)

Gobber: And with one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!
[gestures to his fake leg]
Fishlegs: Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon? Like if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed that dragon from the inside, by... crushing its heart, or something.
Snotlout: I swear, I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight... with my face!
Gobber: Uh-uh-uh, no. It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly, it can't get away. A *downed* dragon... is a dead dragon.
Opened: March 26, 2010 Runtime: 1 hr. 38 min. Genre: Animation, Adventure, Comedy Rated: PG

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Young Adult (Random Image)

Mavis Gary: Sometimes in order to heal... a few people have to get hurt.
Opened: December 9, 2011 Runtime: 1 hr. 34 min. Genre: Comedy, Drama Rated: 15

Monday, March 3, 2014

Gran Torino (Random Images)

Lawyer: [reading from Walt's will] And I'd like to leave my 1972 Gran Torino to...[the lawyer pauses and looks up at Ashley, who smiles expectantly]
Lawyer: ...my friend... Thao Vang Lor. On the condition that you don't chop-top the roof like one of those beaners, don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white trash hillbilly, and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars. It just looks like hell. If you can refrain from doing any of that... it's yours.