Friday, May 11, 2012

The Avengers (Bruce Banner - the Hulk & Thor)

Bruce Banner: In case you needed to kill me, but you can't I know I've tried. I got low, I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out.

Security Guard: Are you an alien?
Bruce Banner: What?
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.
Bruce Banner: No.
Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.

Thor: I thought you were dead.
Loki: Did you mourn?
Thor: We all did.

Captain America: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry.

Bruce Banner: We are not a team ... We are a time bomb!

The Hulk: Puny god.